Rebecca's Favorite Christmas Memory

My favorite Christmas memory is the year that Pippy had Montezuma's revenge. We all came back from a beautiful Christmas Eve service and were excited about opening gifts. Upon entering the room it seemed we had stumbled across a Nascar race track. Pippy had forgotten to use toilet paper. Fast forward to a half hour later we are all waiting on the couch to open our one gift while dad is walking around our vast living room on his hands and knees following Pippy's Trail of Tears and muttering under his breath. It was then we saw that dad had the true Christmas spirit of selflessness.